Welcome to My Anti-Leo Shrine
I cannot comprehend why Leonordo
DiCaprio has countless unquestioning followers. Teenage girls just
seem to swarm around Leo for an unknown reason and seem to have an unquestioning
loyalty towards him.
I personally feel that
he's just another bloke on the street and there's nothing remotely special
about him. He's just bloody lucky that he was at the right place
at the right time. That's all! And that haircut of his does not even
look like a normal haircut.
Why Leo is on so many magazine covers is one of the greatest mysteries
in life. Like I said, he's just an ordinary bloke with a very common face,
but he receives many flattering headlines. I've seen porn stars who look
ten times cuter than him. ( the likes of Dano Sulik or Johan Paulik)
Wanna know what my grandmother
has to say about Leo? Well, she saw Titanic with her friends and concluded
that "The Italian boy is so skinny. Can someone please tell me why girls
like scrawny boys nowadays?"
Portrait of a freakin' retard.